We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via buttsbuttsthatstwobutts)

help I can’t stop playing kim kardashian hollywood

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via buttsbuttsthatstwobutts)

If you think I’m changing out of these clothes today, you’re mistaken. #dayoff

#dayoff  
1 day ago on July 30, 2014 at 01:26pm

favorfire:

everkings:

emmalionbryan:

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

IM DYING

I can’t breathe

make it stop omg

#JESUS  

heckacute:

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

(via favorfire)

religiousmother:

behindbobsburgers:

Here’s a supercut of every time Bob says “Oh my god.”

(via Huffington Post)

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

(via rootbeersss)

favorfire:

zaynomlinson:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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😂😒💁😘❤️

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boredasgetout:

Pokemon shaming - LOVE THIS

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